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My Childhood vs. My Dog’s Childhood Retro Floral Tee

$29.95
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We played outside until dark and nobody knew where we were. Our dogs get scheduled playdates, shaded patios, paw balm, and an AirTag. 😂

This funny retro dog lover tee captures the very different childhoods of two generations — ours and our dogs’.

Featuring bold vintage-inspired lettering surrounded by colorful retro florals, it’s a fun everyday shirt for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog is getting the deluxe childhood treatment.

Design reads:
MY CHILDHOOD — Played Outside Until Dark — No One Knew Where I Was
MY DOG’S CHILDHOOD — Scheduled Playdates — Shaded Patio — Paw Balm — AirTag

Select color: Ivory

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.