My Childhood vs. My Dog’s Childhood Retro Floral Tee
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We played outside until dark and nobody knew where we were. Our dogs get scheduled playdates, shaded patios, paw balm, and an AirTag. 😂
This funny retro dog lover tee captures the very different childhoods of two generations — ours and our dogs’.
Featuring bold vintage-inspired lettering surrounded by colorful retro florals, it’s a fun everyday shirt for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog is getting the deluxe childhood treatment.
Design reads:
MY CHILDHOOD — Played Outside Until Dark — No One Knew Where I Was
MY DOG’S CHILDHOOD — Scheduled Playdates — Shaded Patio — Paw Balm — AirTag
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Heaven Sent Dog Co.
- Email: contact@support.heavensentdogco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My Childhood vs. My Dog’s Childhood Retro Floral Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|