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My 5-Lb Dog Has the Confidence of a 90-Lb Rottweiler T-Shirt

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Tiny dog. Massive attitude. Absolutely no accountability. πŸ˜‚

This funny dog lover tee is made for anyone sharing a home with a little dog who somehow believes they run the entire neighborhood. Featuring the saying β€œMy 5-Lb Dog Has the Confidence of a 90-Lb Rottweiler and the Accountability of a Houseplant,” it’s the perfect mix of dry humor and painfully accurate small-dog life.

The bold typography and houseplant detail keep the design fun, easy to read, and breed-neutral β€” because this particular personality comes in plenty of tiny packages.

A great gift for small dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever looked at their adorable little troublemaker and thought, Yep. That asshole lives at my house.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.