My 5-Lb Dog Has the Confidence of a 90-Lb Rottweiler T-Shirt
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Tiny dog. Massive attitude. Absolutely no accountability. π
This funny dog lover tee is made for anyone sharing a home with a little dog who somehow believes they run the entire neighborhood. Featuring the saying βMy 5-Lb Dog Has the Confidence of a 90-Lb Rottweiler and the Accountability of a Houseplant,β itβs the perfect mix of dry humor and painfully accurate small-dog life.
The bold typography and houseplant detail keep the design fun, easy to read, and breed-neutral β because this particular personality comes in plenty of tiny packages.
A great gift for small dog moms, dog dads, and anyone who has ever looked at their adorable little troublemaker and thought, Yep. That asshole lives at my house.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Heaven Sent Dog Co.
- Email: contact@support.heavensentdogco.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
My 5-Lb Dog Has the Confidence of a 90-Lb Rottweiler T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|