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My Childhood vs. My Dog’s Childhood Hose Tee

$42.35 CAD
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We drank from the hose. Our dogs get filtered water, orthopedic beds, and personalized meal plans. 😂

This funny retro dog lover tee is for everyone who grew up a little feral — and now gives their dog the kind of childhood they definitely did not have.

Featuring a vintage-inspired garden hose graphic and a very accurate list of modern dog-parent priorities, it makes a fun gift for dog moms, dog dads, and anyone whose dog lives better than they did.

Design reads:
MY CHILDHOOD — Drank From the Hose
MY DOG’S CHILDHOOD — Filtered Water — Orthopedic Bed — Personalized Meal Plan

Select color: White

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

My Childhood vs. My Dog’s Childhood Hose Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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